Books by Annabelle

One Sunday afternoon last summer I received a telephone call from a highly accented woman who wanted to know when I was going to pay my Loew’s credit card bill.

I was startled. I was dirty from working in the yard and had dashed up to the porch to get the phone. I hadn’t bought anything on credit from Loew’s for two years so what she was saying couldn’t be right, but I was more amazed at her call. She had a terrible accent, almost to the point of not being understandable. But, more importantly, it was Sunday.

I told her so.

She wasn’t very nice, insisting in her shrill singsong voice that she had a legal right to call during the day on any day of the week. She stated this in excessive, but actually because of her accent, almost nonsensical detail.

Her accent was broadly Indian or Pakistani; maybe they had different laws there. I asked her where she was calling from. She refused to say, asking shrilly again about my delinquent bill. She did have the correct credit card information, so her call had to have been somehow initiated by Loew’s.

Still, as far as I was concerned, she had gone much too far. I hung up.

The next day, I called Loew’s and after playing the phone menu game and being shifted through half a dozen people each of whom had me placed on hold, I found they had made a billing error, that I owed nothing. The last person said he had entered a correction to that effect in the computer and that the correction would be reflected in my next month’s billing.

It was all done very mechanically, and I felt somehow cheated by the lack of any real apology. No one apologized for my Sunday caller.

Recently there has been a lot of talk about all the high-tech jobs being sent overseas. There seems to be a growing fear that this will put people in the U.S. out of work. I’m sure this is probably true, but with some serious cultural limitations.

Let me explain.

The telephone I bought the other day is a good example of this limitation. It was made in Malaysia and, while it worked very well when I got it home, it had a rather large flaw.

I brought the phone home to replace a phone I had bought a year ago. That one had been made in the Philippines. We needed a speakerphone, and the new one had that capability built into the handset as well as the base unit. This seemed a handy extra, something I could use when I was working in the yard and my hands were dirty.

It had another extra. Since we had Caller ID, the new phone had the ability to state over the speaker system the identity of whoever was calling. I have no idea how they could do this, but I thought it would be nice, a sort of lagniappe, and I happily installed the new phone in the living room.

But it turns out that Kipling was right, east is decidedly east and in many ways is going to stay that way; culture is not as easily exported as technology.

That evening as we watched TV, the phone rang and as it rang, between each ring it spoke to us in a fashion we had not anticipated. In a loud, heavily accented voice the small person inside the phone announced the name of the person who was calling.

“Call from Myoh Yahns.”

The handset was nearby. I picked it up and looked at the Caller ID on the LCD readout. It read Mary Jones. I pressed the talk button and answered it. It was Mary. I spoke to her for about a minute then hung up.

Stella looked at me and asked who it was.

“Well, that was Mary on the phone, but on the speaker, I think that was the woman I talked to last summer.”

Things are changing.

This book is the fourth book I have written about the life I and my wife, Stella, have led living in a small Mississippi town on the Gulf of Mexico. We've done this in the pleasant company of local friends, a series of large dogs, a black cat, and all the wonders that come with living in a beach house in a southern coastal town.

Preface to Egret in the Shallows

The words above open my new book, White Egret in the Shallows. They were written while Stella and I were up on her farm in Pennsylvania, with late December snow covering the long steep driveway, the temperature in the teens and the wind whistling around the old farmhouse.

However, the original preface did not contain that first sentence, things are changing. On that Sunday in August of last year when Stella and I had packed Holly, our black Tomcat, an old laptop, clothes for three days in the car and fled the coming storm, the book was essentially finished in a separate file on the laptop.

Months later as I sat by the wintry window of the Pennsylvania farmhouse and reread the finished text, I realized that a revision was needed.

I realized that what I had written described a golden era, a wondrous time, a time that no longer existed. I began to slightly alter the book making my revisions as unobtrusively as possible; in fact in the whole book, Katrina is only mentioned twice, and these two times in the next to last chapter (the last chapter is actually an epilogue).

I left the stories much as they were, leaving them to reveal the wonderfully rich ambiance of Gulf Coast living. I did with my changes, however, reorient them slightly to show the slow social changes (condominiums, casinos, shrimping decline, etc) that have been taken place on the coast prior to the storm and finally in the last two chapters, the stark emotional damage of the storm's aftermath.

When I was through, I found I had written a book about Katrina. Not with graphic pictures of the storm's horror and the aftermath of brutal debris and confused, almost criminal mismanagement, but a more important intangible loss. I had described a wondrous style of life that, with its passage, Katrina had taken from all of us that lived in the devastated small coastal towns of southern Mississippi.

It is a book to be enjoyed but to remember as you turn the pages that what you are reading is not about now but about the way things were.